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People Are Revealing The Emotional Maturity Green Flags That Have Me Nodding So Hard I Might Need A Neck Brace
It's a great reminder of what emotional maturity looks like.


Former Friends Are Revealing Why Someone They Were Once Close To Is Now "Blocked And Forgotten," And Some Of These Friends Are Worse Than Enemies
"I got an invite saying I was NOT invited, but here’s a link to send her a present — it was a donation fund for their honeymoon."

Admissions Officers Are Spilling The Tea On Students Who Got Caught In Ridiculous Lies, And I Can't Believe Anyone Thought They'd Get Away With These
"The student wrote about his experience in the womb. While this isn't technically lying, it's pretty damn wild."

40-Somethings Are Revealing The Reality Of College Life As An Adult, And This Is Fascinating
"I’m older and these kids can run circles around me, but I am bringing life experience into the classroom in a way that they can’t even fathom."



People Are Sharing The Things That Aren't Cheating But Will Kill A Relationship Just As Fast
"Not realizing that you can't make a person love you. But you can sure make them not love you."

Former FBI Agents Are Exposing The Wildest Secrets They Can Reveal Without Killing Us, And Holy Crap
"The technology used that lets Siri and Alexa recognize you today was also being used in the '80s."

"That's So F*cking Annoying": People Are Revealing The "Innocent" Behaviors That Are Actually Huge Red Flags, And A Lot Of These Are Spot On
"While it seems pleasant, it often means they’re suppressing emotions to avoid conflict, manipulate perceptions, or hide resentment."

The Internet Delivered These Absolute Treasures And My Serotonin Levels Are Through The Roof
I thought Usain Bolt was a fake name. I was wrong.

Donald Trump Turned Part Of The White House Into A "MAGA Gift Shop," And Here's What That Looks Like
Your great aunt on Facebook's dream destination.

"20 Years Later And No One In My Life Has A Clue Except Me": People Are Anonymously Revealing A Secret They'll Take To The Grave, And I Wasn't Expecting Thiiiiiiissssssssss
"It's one of the biggest regrets of my life, and I think about it every single day."

"We Do Not Talk About The Little Girl": 19 Night-Shift Employees Share The Paranormal Experiences That Made Them Count Down The Minutes Until Their Shift Was Over
"It wasn't until 15 minutes later, when I was in my car and leaving, that it hit me how strange that moment was..."

You Won't Believe Your Eyes When You See These 55 Old Photos That Are Simply Mind-Blowing
Treadmills were basically invented as a way to punish criminals.

People Are Laughing At How President Zelensky Shut Down That Reporter's Suit Question
He got the last word on this one.

"Three Hours Later, I Woke Up Dizzy, Confused, And Nauseated": I'm Sorry, But I Just Cannot Stop Laughing At These 27 Hilarious Fails From Last Week
Who doesn't want a sample of "love" pesto sent to them through the mail?


32 Trends That Vanished Into Thin Air After Being The Hottest Thing On The Planet For 5 Minutes
I think I still have Flappy Bird downloaded on my old IPad...

People Are Sharing The Pettiest Reasons They Wouldn’t Date Someone, And I Can’t Help But Laugh
"If their name is Andrew. I already know too many Andrews. I simply cannot add another to the list."

"It's A Huge Red Flag For Me": 25 Behaviors That Older Adults Won't Tolerate Anymore After Learning The Hard Way
"I wouldn’t actively combat it when I was younger out of fear. Now I don’t care. I can make a scene, no problem."

"I Thought All Moms Did This Until I Was Like 12": Adults Are Recalling The Extremely "Weird" Habits Their Parents Did At Home That Were Considered Normal When They Were Young
"The look of horror on her face made me realize this wasn't exactly standard parenting..."

Here's A Bunch Of Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Effed-Up, Dark, And Creepy Stuff I Just Learned About
A mom who murdered almost her entire family, and a man who woke up during surgery.

13 Tweets From Women That Were Too Relatable (And Way Too Funny)
"'what does your tattoo mean' i had money and nobody stopped me"

I Almost Choked On My Brunch Laughing At These Absolutely Hysterical Weekend Tweets
"when my friend happily explained she had been really struggling at her corporate job but felt optimistic and supported because she had been given a plan to improve her performance during a meeting with HR and manager"

Women Over 30 Are Sharing The Modern Beauty Trends Young People Are Going To Look Back On And Cringe At, And They Made Some Points
"I cannot believe we don't post real photos of ourselves anymore. Now, everyone's photos are completely edited by TikTok to change their face or are AI-enhanced. When did we start to feel uncomfortable with our own face?"

"It Was A Wild Time That I Don't Miss": 19 Trends, Fads, And Habits From The '90s That Confuse The Heck Out Of Gen Z'ers
"No one cared about documenting every moment of their lives for likes and views..."


I Desperately Need To Bleach My Eyes After Looking At These 31 Absolutely Cursed Items People Found In The Thrift Store
I'm afraid to ask the creepy-eyed bunnies about my fate.

Millennials Are Discovering They All Love To Do This One Specific Thing, And I Have To Know If You're Guilty Of This Too
"I love me some subtitles! Warning, though, they are addictive."

31 People Who Brain-Farted So Hard, They Lowkey Forgot How The World Works For A Sec
"Sir, we do taxes here, not testicles."

Adults Are Sharing The “Little Kid” Things They’ll Never Stop Doing, And It’s Healing My Inner Child
"I'm 36. I still sleep with quite a few stuffed animals in my bed and have a special blanket too."

102 Weirdly Interesting Facts That Are So Fascinating It Feels Like My Brain Grew Two Sizes
I can't believe there's a word for the blob of toothpaste you put on your toothbrush...

"Girls Would 'Disappear' For A Long Time": 18 Boomers And Gen X'ers Are Sharing Common Parts Of Their High School Experience That Are Unthinkable Today
"The seniors called it 'turning a boy into a man' because it was a way of welcoming the new players to the team. I thought it was mean..."

45 Absolutely Horrifying Photos That Show America Is Basically Turning Into A Dystopian Nightmare
A broken arm without insurance costs OVER $75K in America.

21 Of The Absolute "Dumbest" Reasons People Almost Died That Range From Honestly Kind Of Funny To Scarier Than Any Horror Movie
The arrow "came right through and only stopped at my neck from the quills getting stuck in the windshield."

16 Photos That Made My Brain Cells Wave The White Flag Of Surrender This Week
Hand me the aspirin.

People Are Completely Losing It Over This MAGA Voter's Rant Telling Donald Trump To "Stop Living In The Past" And Demanding To "See Some Results"
"Move on from Joe Biden and his family."

15 Funny, Wholesome, And Absolutely Adorable Posts From This Week That Honestly Kinda Restored My Faith In Humanity
IMO Lexi needs to lock down that jeweler, stat.

My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These Hilarious Black Twitter Tweets From The Week
"My black mom came to my work place spoke to my manager and asked if I’m misbehaving na and if I am they should never hesitate to call her."

"No, Dude, It's Bodily Waste": Here Are 21 Downright Disgusting Confessions People Publicly (And Regrettably) Made
"It was something they did as a kid and never stopped. When they did it in front of me, I was horrified..."


People Who Grew Up Poor Are Sharing The "Cheap" Habits They’ll Never Shake No Matter How Rich They Get
"When staying at a hotel that offers a breakfast buffet, I'll eat as much as I can, then assemble a lunch before I leave."

Medical Professionals Are Sharing The Shocking Things Women Didn't Know About Their Own Bodies, And I'm Ashamed Of Sex Education In America
"She had gone through her entire life thinking everything — urine, poop, babies, period blood, and sex — all happened in one hole."

22 Incredibly Rare Photos That'll Completely Change Your Perception Of The Entire World
These photos rocked my world.

For A Short, Glorious Moment, These 39 Funny Tweets Made Me Believe In Joy Again
"Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to a Couple Dollars."

Here's The Hilarious Ways One Small UK Town "Welcomed" JD Vance To The Neighborhood
I'm surprised we haven't seen the VD sign in the US yet.

17 Absurdly Witty Signs That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Scared My Cat Into Hiding For Three Days
"MISFORTUNE AWAITS LUCKY YOU" —Wendy's

Parents Are Dropping Their God-Tier Back-To-School Knowledge And It's Actually Making Me Want To Have Kids
"Show a love of learning."

Former Students Are Dropping Their Best University Survival Tips And My Broke College Self Is Crying
This is actually great advice.

My Head Is Honestly Going To Explode After Looking At These Truly Unhinged Things People Thought They Could Sell On The Internet Last Week
Though... to be honest... I'm kind of interested in #10.

Gavin Newsom Just Revealed Why He's Tweeting Exactly Like Trump, And The Reason Is Actually Kind Of Brilliant
I mean, he's got a point. Right?

41 Wildly Entitled, Infuriating, And Just Plain Dumb Customers Who Proved The Customer Is NOT Always Right
"Arrived at the store at 10:02 p.m. only to be greeted by no one! I understand the store is closed, but..."

People Who Knew Murderers Are Sharing "The Moment They Knew Something Was Off," And Wow
"When did I know? I knew the moment I was six and the bad times began. I thought I'd be his first victim."

California Just Gave Their Redistricting Bill A Very, Very Good Name
That's some good branding.

Tim Walz's Response To Trump's Depressing Smithsonian Audit Plans Is Going Viral
"He must have read 1984 and got inspired."

Ted Cruz Just Got Called Out By Gavin Newsom For Not Knowing How To Add
He's at it again.


These Creepy-Looking Rabbits With Tentacles Are Going Viral. Here's What's Going On
They look scary, but there's actually much more to the story.

20 Positive Things That Are Actually Happening In America That You Need To Read Right Now If You're In Need Of A Mood-Booster
"Just seven years ago, I was unemployed, experiencing homelessness, single, with tens of thousands of dollars in credit card debt. Life is so much better now."

29 Unexpected Photos That Make Me Laugh Like An Idiot Every Single Time I See Them
"If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

Trump Said Gold Won't Be Tariffed, And This Senator's A+ Response About It Is Going Viral
"More golden ballrooms for him, more tariffs for the rest of us."



48 Laughably Bad Design Fails That Had Me Thinking "Someone Messed Up Here REAL Bad"
Nemo? You look a little different than I remember...

27 Humans Who Absolutely Nailed The Art Of Taking Things Exactly As Written
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

The Internet Blessed Us With These Absolute Gems This Week
I miss old Twitter.



My Eye Is Slightly Twitching After Looking At These 21 Photos Of People's Inconsiderate, Incompetent, And Downright Inappropriate Coworkers' Behavior
Just another terrible day at the office...

People Are Sharing The Exact Moment They Realized Friends And Family Members Were Living In A Completely Different Reality Than Them
"We live in completely separate realities, but you can't convince these people of our humanity."

"I'M AN IDIOT": I Laughed So Hard At These 29 Fails From Last Week I Am For Sure Going To The Bad Place
Currently checking the expiration date on every bag of salad I have, just in case.

Gavin Newsom's Response To Donald Trump Moving Obama's Portrait To A Hidden Staircase Is Going Viral
Extreme Home Makeover: White House edition.

23 Pictures Of Extremely Inconsiderate Things People Did That Made Other People Furious
Rippling up someone's wedding photo is diabolical.

These 20 Little-Known, But Obvious Facts People Are Sharing Are So Simple, It's Honestly Humbling That I Didn't Realize Them
We're all guilty of missing stuff that’s right in front of us.

"I’m Surprised That My Friends And I Are Still Alive": Millennials Are Weighing In On Whether Or Not They Had "Free-Range" Childhoods, And It’s An Interesting Glimpse Into The Past
"I was four days into a two-week camping trip with a friend’s family in another state once before letting them know what I was doing."

People Are Sharing The Common Habits That Actually Make Life 10 Times Harder, And You’re Probably Guilty Of Some Of These
"Inviting drama. Drama will come to you whether you want it or not. People who seek it out are just adding to their own problems."

"The Loophole Closed In The 1980s": 19 Boomers And Gen Xers Are Sharing The Common Knowledge From Their Youth That Would Blow Gen Z's Mind
"If I were at a club and someone was pestering me for my phone number, I would give them the 'time number...'"


Americans Are Confessing Their True Feelings About Their Home States, And The Responses Are Surprisingly Wholesome
"Born, raised, and live in Oregon. Lived in other parts of the country, and it only made me love Oregon more."


People Are Sharing The Very Real Downsides Of Being Attractive, And It Just Goes To Show Beauty Doesn't Solve Everything
"A whole lot of unsolicited attention."

I Might Need Medical Attention After Laughing So Hard At These 18 Funny Weekend Tweets
"Girls be like ' i got a special day planned for you' and it be something she wanna do, that you gotta pay for"

People Are Revealing The Things The US Actually Does Right, And My Cynical Self Needed This Reminder
"I come from a country where disability is looked upon as a crime or fault. The USA does an amazing job of making things accessible."



People Are Sharing The Words They Realized They've Been Mispronouncing Their Entire Lives, And I'm Trying Not To Cackle
Let's see if you've mispronounced any of these.

People Are Exposing Performative Behaviors They Can't Stand, And I'm Pretty Sure You've Come Across At Least A Dozen Of These Things
"Performative social media posts about how wonderful their marriage is. I believe they've actually done studies on this — the more someone posts about their perfect marriage or family, it actually means the relationship is unstable."

"You Need To Contact The Local Bomb Squad": Some People Are Verrrrrry Lucky The Internet Stepped In To Help Identify These Objects They Didn't Recognize
I'm still not entirely convinced aliens aren't involved in the "metal ball on a parachute" thing.

Millennials Are Sharing Their Hot Takes That Make Them Sound Ancient, And Y'all, I Think We're Officially Old
"Paying for all these individual streaming services makes me think we should bundle them all together so I don't have to think which app the thing I want to access is on. We could call it something catchy like cable."

37 Wild Lies And Secrets People Uncovered About Their Own Families, Coworkers, And Friends
"It wasn't until towards the end of our three-year relationship that I realized he was a pathological liar.... It's over ten years later and I'm still finding out things he lied about."

My Entire Reality Is Shattered After Seeing These 18 Absolutely Bizarre Photos From This Week
Your brain may hate you for this one.

People Are Sharing The Prettiest Names They've Ever Heard, And It's Amazing Baby Name Inspo
Did your name make the list?

Americans Are Discussing The Things They Thought Were Normal Until They Traveled Abroad, And I'm Still Shocked About Some Of These
"Someone from Sweden asked me if s’mores were a real thing or only on TV. I was flabbergasted."

My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These Black Twitter Tweets From The Week
"If you wanna know what level of black mom I’m at, my daughter asked for five Labubus for Christmas and I asked her if she thought I was 'Labubu the fool.'"

"How Slow It Is To Get Off A Plane": Here's What Absolutely Irritates People To No End, And Honestly, I Totally Get It
"The 12-hour window for the cable guy to show up."

"I Am So Afraid Right Now" — The 15 Best, Funniest, Most Wholesome Posts Online This Week
"It may seem silly, but this chicken made my morning."

People Are Warning About These Sneaky Health Threats That Are Literally Destroying Your Body As We Speak
"Long COVID is the largest mass disabling event in human history, and it is still ongoing."

"It's Good Old Fashioned Internalized Misogyny": Boomer, Gen X, And Millennial Women Are Sharing The Reasons Why They're Worried About Gen Z Women
"I'm victim blaming, but it does make women an easier target for crime..."