
The Internet Delivered These Absolute Treasures And My Serotonin Levels Are Through The Roof
I thought Usain Bolt was a fake name. I was wrong.
I'm a Senior Editor here at BuzzFeed, which means I've spent a lot of time on the internet. Like, a LOT. You can come to me for internet culture and memes, but I also write about TV shows and politics sometimes. Previously, I worked at E! on "The Soup" (RIP). In my spare time, you can find me watching anime, trying to find the best pizza in town, or drinking five Diet Cokes in one sitting.
I thought Usain Bolt was a fake name. I was wrong.
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."
I miss old Twitter.
There are insults, and then there are the kind of insults that completely shatter your ego like a piece of brittle glass.
Including my favorite subreddit about stupid movie details.
Including a story about the "world's stupidest dog."
Everybody has different taste. But when this many people say something's tacky, well...
This one goes out to all the millennials.
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."
There are insults, and then there are the kind of insults that completely shatter your ego like a piece of brittle glass.
Including my favorite subreddit about stupid movie details.
Now, if only you could replace your overbearing in-laws with AI.
I thought Usain Bolt was a fake name. I was wrong.
Including a story about the "world's stupidest dog."
This one goes out to all the DIY-ers out there.
Everybody has different taste. But when this many people say something's tacky, well...