Quotes / On One Condition

1 Following

I, Herbert S. Sinclair, of the Mount Holly Estate at Reddington, do publish and declare this instrument my last will and testament, and hearby revoke all wills and codicils heretofore made by me. I give and bequeath my grandnephew, Simon P. Jones, son of my dear niece Mary Matthew, all of my right, title and interest in and to the house and land which I own near Mount Holly.
The above provision and bequest is contingent on my aforementioned grandnephew discovering the location of the 46th room of my 45-room estate. The location of the room has been kept a secret from all of the staff and servants of the manor, but I am confident that any heir worthy of the Sinclair legacy should have no trouble uncovering its whereabouts within a timely manner. Should my grandnephew fail to uncover this room, or provide proof of its discovery to the executors of my will, then this gift shall lapse.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, this 18th day of March, 1993,
Herbert S. Sinclair.

Executor: (reading) "And to my loving nephew Bender, assuming he's not responsible for my death, I leave my castle..."
Bender: Yes! Let's stay there tonight!
Executor: "...on condition that he spend one night within its walls."
Bender: Oh, man! There's always a catch!