back to article Let us git rid of it, angry GitHub users say of forced Copilot features

Among the software developers who use Microsoft's GitHub, the most popular community discussion in the past 12 months has been a request for a way to block Copilot, the company's AI service, from generating issues and pull requests in code repositories. The second most popular discussion – where popularity is measured in …

  1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

    Microsoft’s Copilot push isn’t strategy, it’s the old embrace, extend, extinguish play dressed up in “AI” robes. GitHub was acquired to embrace developers. Copilot is the extend phase: saturating every workflow with unasked-for AI noise, from issues to pull requests to editors. The extinguish part is already visible - trust in GitHub is collapsing, and the very maintainers who underpin Microsoft’s ecosystem are moving to other platforms.

    On earnings calls, this is presented as “momentum”. In reality, it’s forced adoption: a hostile takeover of developer experience. When customers explicitly ask for an off switch and leadership ignores them, that’s not innovation - it’s managerial negligence. Any competent operator knows that coercion isn’t growth, it’s decay.

    GitHub’s competitive advantage was never a Copilot sidebar, it was trust and network effects. Those are finite assets, and they’re being burned for vanity metrics. The result? A platform that once symbolised collaboration now feels like adware, and developers - the same ones whose code powers Azure and every Microsoft AI demo - are signalling they’re done.

    Shareholders should be asking a simple question: what is the long-term value of poisoning the well you drink from? Copilot may inflate short-term KPIs, but the cost is strategic: erosion of goodwill, flight of open-source projects, and reputational damage that no amount of AI rebranding can fix.

    1. Adair Silver badge

      Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

      I think you will find 'enshitification' is the term you are looking for.

      1. m4r35n357 Silver badge

        Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

        Such a clumsy noun IMO; too many syllables.

        Can I suggest the verb "to enshitten". Then we have both a present tense and verb-noun "enshittening". Think "embiggen".

        Apologies to any linguists out there - feel free to fix my mistakes ;)

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

          Vocabularies are determined by usage.. Enshittification is the established usage. I'm not sure if it's made its way into the OED but if it hasn't its time can't be far off.

          1. m4r35n357 Silver badge

            Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

            Yawn

          2. m4r35n357 Silver badge

            Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

            "Established usage" is the tried & tested route to enshittening any language.

            1. Adair Silver badge

              Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

              The solution to that age old truism is to keep the proles uneducated and as far out of public discourse as possible, e.g. the 17-18 centuries were, arguably, a high water mark for spoken and written English.

              But, that's just a point of view. Other points of view are available.

              In the end 'established usage' rules, by whatever means.

            2. Not Yb Silver badge

              Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

              To 'enshitten' something is just to put poop on it. Enshittification is a process that involves much more than just fecal material from above.

              1. WonkoTheSane
                Headmaster

                Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

                "Fecal matter from above" is the true meaning of "Trickle Down Economics".

          3. WonkoTheSane

            Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

            Not in the OED. Yet.

        2. Michael Strorm Silver badge

          Emmerderale

          The French got there already... "Tu m'emmerde."

          Though it doesn't mean that literally nowadays, and would be more accurately translated as "you piss me off".

          (Which is itself a sort of similar phrase that isn't ever meant literally, if it could 'literally' mean anything).

          1. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: Emmerderale

            It disappoints me greatly that my Barrons verb guide has Emmener followed by Émouvoir.

      2. Woodnag

        Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

        Surveillance, surely, since everything is slurped up without control,and distributed wherever.

      3. nobody who matters Silver badge

        Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

        Considering the aggressive way that this supposed AI is being forced upon everyone, and its rather pernicious and sinister nature, I feel the term 'enshittification' is wholly inadequate.

  2. ChoHag Silver badge
    Windows

    Microsoft is not your friend. It never was. The leopard cannot change its shorts.

    Don't say we didn't warn you.

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Just watch interview with Bill Gates about Epstein. That's sort of vibe is in the Microsoft's veins.

  3. elDog Silver badge

    The need to justify the incredible spend that M$ and others have made on this bauble

    Every time some innocent user uses a product that has CoPilot embedded in it, then M$ can treat that as another satisfied customer.

    I have a Lenovo Yoga (or whatever it's called nowadays) that has that dratted CoPilot key in place of my beloved right Ctrl key. The way that M$ forced the manufacturer to generate the key codes when this key is pressed makes it damn hard to reprogram (Linux Mint).

    1. ThatOne Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: The need to justify the incredible spend that M$ and others have made on this bauble

      Indeed, if Copilot was not compulsory and unavoidable, nobody would use it. Now they can say everybody uses it... Such a resounding success!

      1. Stam

        Re: The need to justify the incredible spend that M$ and others have made on this bauble

        It's like how my company gets thousands in MS credits as long as we use their AI tools... we periodically spin them up and have them do nothing but waste processor cycles, which lets our account manager hit their adoption targets and lets us keep using Azure for free.

  4. David 132 Silver badge

    “Fight the system!”

    I’m doing my personal bit to discredit, damage and corrupt CoPilot… by uploading all the code I write to GitHub.

    If the LLM doesn’t commit machine seppuku upon being asked to scrape such lazy, sloppy, unstructured code (hey, at least it compiles, and that’s all that matters, right?) I will be disappointed - and redouble my efforts.

    Memory safety? Input bounds checking? Structured code? Strong variable typing? Pfft!

    :)

    (I feel personally attacked by this XKCD.)

    1. m4r35n357 Silver badge

      Re: “Fight the system!”

      I leave my stuff up too - it is still free hosting. I do not use the web UI - I do all my stuff locally and push over SSH. I would be entertained to see any of my code "appropriated", as it is so tightly welded to the problem domain it would be ludicrous in any other context. I do not believe it is possible for even a skilled programmer to reverse engineer the intent of the code without intimate problem domain knowledge, but I bet a1 would have a go anyway ;)

  5. VoiceOfTruth Silver badge

    So walk away

    >> the most popular community discussion in the past 12 months has been a request for a way to block Copilot, the company's AI service

    If your restaurant insists on serving you food you do not want, why keep eating there? Go elsewhere.

    1. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

      Re: So walk away

      > If your restaurant insists on serving you food you do not want, why keep eating there? Go elsewhere.

      Because it's the company cafeteria and they won't let you leave the grounds of the plant for lunch?

      1. LBJsPNS Silver badge

        Re: So walk away

        So bring a bag lunch. Still failing to see how this foood analogy works.

        1. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

          Re: So walk away

          Admittedly, the restaurant analogy is a bit of a stretch but I think the point is that in a work situation, you often don't have much choice and you're probably not allowed to "order" anything not on the "menu."

          Dang. Now I'm hungry.

          What's for lunch?

          1. RegW

            Re: So walk away

            No. You were right. No stretch.

            My company has decreed that we are logged into github with the company oauth so that we are properly subscribed to mindpilot. Personally I'm happy that the drivel produced by my coworkers over many years isn't being associated with my personal repos.

        2. Dan 55 Silver badge

          Re: So walk away

          I don't think a skunkworks repo will be looked upon very well in most companies, even if your company has decided to put its crown jewels in Microsoft's vice.

    2. supervacuum

      Re: So walk away

      I am in the process of migrating our company to GitHub as we speak. Developers ask for it. It is not because of CoPilot, it is because of the massive amount of tools (desktop and SaaS) that have a deep integration with GitHub. Bitbucket does not event get close.

      1. I could be a dog really Silver badge

        Re: So walk away

        And that is the MS way - bundling lots of mediocre stuff, tie it together with gaffer tape, and put some lipstick on it to make the whole look like a good system. By doing that, they make it hard for smaller, more capable/better quality/whatever tools to get a foot hold because those better tools can't be used in place of the bundled tool (either at all, or without a LOT of work). So by design, the user either gets a big integrated stack of "meh" tools, or has to do the integration themselves if they want good tools.

        Short term convenience leads to long term lock-in - as we're now seeing with the debate about how even government sized "customers" can't escape MS's clutches now. What was that quote about those who give up essential freedoms for short term convenience ?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: So walk away

        There are alternatives to GitHub, yes they are not free to the Developer but at least you know your Developers will be the customers and not content creators for others; remind them they are working on commercially confidential code which will enable their employer to continue to pay their wages; uploading such code to GitHub and so enabling it to be harvested by Copliot for public consumption works against this...

    3. Michael Strorm Silver badge

      Re: So walk away

      Flawed analogy; as others have mentioned elsewhere, services like GitHub benefit from the inertia associated with the network effect in a way that doesn't really apply to restaurants.

      1. VoiceOfTruth Silver badge

        Re: So walk away

        So start treating it like a restaurant. And walk away.

  6. O'Reg Inalsin Silver badge

    vscodium

    I run vscodium, which is the open source version of vscode which has better control over notifications. I run the local client version of vscodium in a container on my dev machine, and on remote dev machines I also run vcodium-server in a container. This enable the features of vscode's containerized dev environments, but all with complete simplicity transparency, and the containers owning vscodium rather than vscode owning the containers. The xaberus.oss-remote extension (remarkably and reassuring tiny) available on Open VSX enables local-remote connection via an ssh connection.

    Many MS extensions will not run on vscodium, including the GitHub Copilot extension(*). However Open VSX has replacements for all the ones I have ever needed.

    It's not complete withdrawl from the MS-sphere, but it is running on open source.

    (*The GitHub Copilot extension will install if you want it, but without full functionality so there is not much point).

    1. O'Reg Inalsin Silver badge

      Re: vscodium

      ... user control over "telemetry" (not "notifications")

    2. NewModelArmy Silver badge

      Re: vscodium

      Thanks for the heads up on VSCodium. It seems that even on Linux VSCode sends telemetry, so VSCodium is the way forward.

    3. zeigerpuppy

      Re: vscodium

      VSCodium is quite nice on Linux (apart from the crash caused in an Electon apps, when dragging tabs in Wayland)

      Gitlab is also a fantastic alternative to Github. You can self host too.

    4. supervacuum

      Re: vscodium

      Bad luck if you are in a .NET shop - using the .NET plugin outside of the official VS Code is in violation of the license agreement.

    5. GNU Enjoyer
      FAIL

      Re: vscodium

      >which is the open source version of vscode

      Both vscode and vscodium are proprietary software, as such are Electron software.

      Electron includes the proprietary widevine with no option to disable it and likely many other proprietary things; https://directory.fsf.org/wiki/Talk:Electron

      Many of the extensions are proprietary too and it seems that support for many languages is only available via proprietary extensions.

      As for "OpenVSX", when attempting to browse the repository website, it just shows a white page - it seems to be designed to load proprietary software from google first (JavaScript) and then there's proprietary JavaScript to render the page (arbitrary remote JavaScript is proprietary no matter the license - as the user doesn't have the 4 freedoms with the software).

      To publish anything to "OpenVSX" requires a microsoft github account; https://github.com/eclipse/openvsx/wiki/Publishing-Extensions

      Reviewing the publishing requirements, there is no policy that submitted extensions must be free software - only that the software is licensed (if not, it is claimed that MIT expat will be applied, although I'm not confident in the validity of such application without a valid copyright assignment); https://www.eclipse.org/legal/documents/eclipse-openvsx-publisher-agreement.pdf

      "OpenVSX" seems to contain many proprietary extensions and seems it is easy and likely for users to install many proprietary extensions without even realizing it.

      >It's not complete withdrawl from the MS-sphere

      Using proprietary software and SaaSS from several parties (including microsoft) means you are rather going out of your way to chain yourself further, rather than escaping from microsoft's control.

      >but it is running on open source.

      Clearly it's rather running on proprietary software (or is it that "open source" is just another name for proprietary software?).

      Please think twice before you use any software from microsoft - especially when there are so many actually free IDE's and text editors available that are functionally superior too (even if somehow those weren't as functionally good - clearly your freedom and not assisting to make the world more hellish than it already is, is more important than minor convenience).

  7. CorwinX Silver badge

    I'm not in any way a developer...

    ... I'm a sysadmin.

    But this infection must communicate with the mother ship in some way, ne pas?

    I'd be monitoring network traffic, destination IPs and Windows services and blocking them.

    A trick I used years ago when Micro$haft started re-enabling things I'd disabled was to corrupt the DLL involved and make it read-only to everything but Administrator, including System.

    Generated an error in the system log when it tried to start but nothing else.

    Also - if this thing alters your copyrighted code and attributes it to you then that's a civil crime, at least in the UK, called "passing off". Similar to counterfeiting.

    1. Dimmer

      Re: I'm not in any way a developer...

      I did the rights thing as well when they crammed the AI thing down my pc. Updates found a way around it.

      Then I put junk in the DLL and then removes all rights including system. Next update borked the system.

      I guess if you don’t play by their rules, you don’t play.

    2. Ben Tasker

      Re: I'm not in any way a developer...

      In the context of Github - there's nothing local to block, it's basically running as SaaS within Github itself.

      You _could_ perhaps get somewhere with custom tampermonkey scripts and adblock rules, but it'd quickly become a game of whack-a-mole.

      The best solution, really is to move elsewhere - the challenge is finding somewhere to go:

      * Gitlab have their own AI aspirations

      * Codeberg is great, but still very small and not really scaled to take a huge chunk of Github's business

      * Self hosted is fine, as long as you don't want outside contributions

      The thing that made Github great (and will likely keep it going for a while) was the network effect - most developers have a Github account and so can contribute fixes on a whim. Gitlab's SaaS service _could_ achieve that, assuming they don't screw their own product (and I wouldn't bet on it - they *do* annoy users from time to time with weird UI changes)

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: I'm not in any way a developer...

        "The thing that made Github great (and will likely keep it going for a while) was the network effect "

        The network effect is positive feedback. It accelerates ravel in the current direction. That works both ways. Once the movement elsewhere starts it becomes unstoppable.

    3. GNU Enjoyer
      Thumb Down

      Re: I'm not in any way a developer...

      From the things I've read, observed and confirmed, microsoft regularly pushes out updates that makes connections to new domains and IPs - thus good luck stopping all the unsolicited connections windows makes.

      All nontrivial software is copyrighted by default - the developer has no say in the matter - thus the only case of "non-copyrighted code" is when it has been validly released to the public domain (quite difficult to do and not even possible in many countries).

      microsoft could quite easily state that you agreed to such modifications by using github and a human didn't willingly make the modifications (rather things were copied from other humans unwillingly to make the modifications) - thus a legal case on such grounds seems extremely shaky and regardless, the correct resolution is to stop hurting yourself and stop using github.

  8. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Pint

    Titanic

    Github, under the command of Copilot hits Codeberg.

    Icon: For Andi and the other Copilot refuseniks

  9. Tron Silver badge

    The sooner the AI bubble deflates, the better.

    The key has to be publicising that this stuff can send everything back to their servers and keep it in a searchable, copyable form. No business should be using it, and ordinary users aren't going to pay for it. It effectively extends 'search' crawlers into every file on your system. Those data centres are just part of a STASI-like surveillance network that the state can tap.

    1. ThatOne Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: The sooner the AI bubble deflates, the better.

      > The sooner the AI bubble deflates, the better.

      Unfortunately it won't happen any time soon: Too much money has been invested in it. It will take some years and a couple stock market hits before AI takes the place it actually deserves.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There is zero chance of them listening. You *will* enjoy this excrement forcefully shoved down your throat by an organization that couldn't write decent code to save its own existence.

  11. JimmyPage Silver badge
    Stop

    Digital democracy - a different take.

    How is it democratic for a few people in a few companies to act against the wishes of the majority (as in over 50%) of their customers and users ?

    This is a broken market axiomatically it can no more deliver a working solution than a steam engine with wax pistons could power a train.

    I am reminded that buffalo were hunted by driving the entire herd off a cliff. I wonder if the AI stampede might have a similar ending ?

    1. stiine Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: Digital democracy - a different take.

      Are you going to charge admission? This, I want to watch!

    2. UK DM

      Re: Digital democracy - a different take.

      Capitalist enterprises are not democratic.

      We are a long way from AGI and prices are already going up, future gains require magnitude increases, good on Elon with going for the "biggest" data centre in the world idea, this big picture plan is easy for investors to understand and what is needed next.

      But that process needs to be repeated a few times to see if AGI is possible, we need to see abundant cheap energy first. At the moment it seems like humans will expend the energy (and plannetry resources) on trying to get to AGI in the hope it will provide the "answer" (on how to achieve abundant energy to keep it going).

      I hope it turns around and says, that is not possible Dave.

      Because if it turns around and says it is possible, humans might be the logs on the fire to keep the AGI alive.

      Why can't we all sit back and work with the natural population reduction that is occuring.

      Ah yes, greed by the few that has become a religion of the many

      1. robinsonb5

        Re: Digital democracy - a different take.

        And don't forget that in the meantime we all need to delete old photos and emails*, so that those poor parched datacentres can have enough water to keep them cool.

        * [https://www.gov.uk/government/news/national-drought-group-meets-to-address-nationally-significant-water-shortfall]

      2. NorthIowan

        Re: AGI in the hope it will provide the "answer"

        But we know the answer is 42. AGI just needs to figure out what the question is.

    3. I could be a dog really Silver badge

      Re: Digital democracy - a different take.

      How is it democratic for a few people in a few companies to act against the wishes of the majority (as in over 50%) of their customers and users ?

      In a free market, those disaffected customers can go elsewhere. MS know this, so they have a softly, softly, boil the frog approach to things.

      Back in the day (and I'm thinking 3 or 4 decades ago, MS did some good stuff - and they progressed largely through building better mousetraps at decent prices. One they had a foothold, they started down the dirty tricks road. Windows as a server was a so-so server and had competition, but Windows on the desktop was popular because it was better than what it replaced (from the user perspective - back in the day we used to joke that Windows was some 32 bit extensions to a 16 bit GUI, running on an 8 bit operating system, running on a 4 bit processor, and written by a 2 bit company.) Because they managed to get a fairly commanding position on the desktop, they started tweaking it so it deliberately didn't work well with anything but Windows as a server - and customers went with the short term convenience of abandoning the alternatives until only MS offered practical server options. Having cemented this position, they then did the reverse and made Windows as a server lot work well with anything but Windows on the desktop, thus "persuading" holdouts to switch to Windows for their desktops. And they did tricks like offering their own office software (Word, Excel, and so on - which started out being adopted because they were better than the alternatives) private APIs which competing software couldn't use. They've been found guilty multiple times in courts of dirty tricks but no court ever imposed any meaningful measures. And so they've got to where they are today effectively owning the whole stack because for years they were able to offer users short term convenience and take the long term to gently nudge them down the lock-in route.

      From what I read, it looks like they've done the same thing with GitHub - offered short term convenience (and I assume, financially "free") to enticed people in, and nudge by nudge made it slightly more work to use something else. Each little nudge may be barely noticeable, just like the frog not noticing that the water is getting hotter. And then suddenly, someone looks up and finds the gate has closed behind them and they now have to scale a wall to escape the walled garden - it seems this enforced use of CoPilot has been the trigger for people to look up and realise they now have more work to do if they want to escape, probably more work than if they hadn't let themselves be nudged into the garden in the first place.

      1. collinsl Silver badge

        Re: Digital democracy - a different take.

        Well the nice thing for M$ this time was that the "free" bit of GitHub was done for them, by the original founders and subsequent owners/operators. All they had to do was buy the perfectly good and popular platform and start on the "dirty tricks" stage.

  12. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Linux

    Considering abandoning it.

    The project I work with started on sourceforge, and we (half) moved to github in the days that Sourceforge was going through a lot of problems. However we kept the two in sync, so if push comes to shove we can dump github at any time. Also, although microsoft might be scraping our code (not a nice feeling) they don't yet have a way of foisting their shit on Linux.

    1. DarkwavePunk Silver badge

      Re: Considering abandoning it.

      Just wait until they put Copilot in Systems... I'm only half joking.

      1. DarkwavePunk Silver badge

        Re: Considering abandoning it.

        I meant Systemd. Fuck I hate phones.

        1. stiine Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Considering abandoning it.

          Do you mean to ask, when is Leinnart Poettering going badly spec and then write systemd-copilotd?

          1. DarkwavePunk Silver badge

            Re: Considering abandoning it.

            Pretty much, yes. Now I feel ill.

        2. UK DM

          Re: Considering abandoning it.

          Open a PR

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Enshittification

    A new word I learned listening to how M$ is treating its customers, as a resource to be used and exploited.

  14. chololennon
    Megaphone

    Move away from GitHub!!!

    I moved away from GitHub (several month ago) to Codeberg. Easy and without regrets. For big projects that require CI functionality I always preferred Gitlab over Github, so there is no excuse to stay on Github.

    Now I have to ditch VSCode (and its intrusive Copilot). I used to use VSCodium since its inception, but several extensions from MS, which IMHO are the best (Python, C++, Typescript, Java, C#), no longer work on it. Luckily the extensions for Java (Redhat) and Rust (www.rust-lang.org) work Ok. My current poor man alternative is KDE Kate which supports LSP for all the aforementioned languages. The experience is not the same but is getting better.

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  15. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
    Boffin

    Gitlab...

    ... has an excellent bulk importer. And despite some hullabaloo on that topic in the past, they still offer individual-dev free accounts (with a healthy chunk of free build time thrown in)

    Gitlab pipelines is vastly superior to GH Actions anyway, and I will mock anybody saying differently. :P

    1. supervacuum

      Re: Gitlab...

      I worked for several years with GitLab. Heavy, expensive, very little integration with as many SaaS tools as GitHub does.

      1. Roland6 Silver badge

        Re: Gitlab...

        From my interaction with GitLab this last year, the integrations we were using required a paid for developer account. With good project structuring, it is possible to minimise the use of such accounts ie. not all developers need be able to access the integrations to do their job, just as they don't need admin/root permissions all the time...

        Personally, not really interested in numbers for the sake of numbers, if the tools you are using are supported...

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  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If you still use Github then...

    More fool you.

    MS owns it and can do with it what they like and that includes slurping every line of code deposited and using it for their own use. If that use includes CoPilot then so be it.

    I closed my GitHub account the day MS bought it. There are other git repositories out there. Use them and give MS the finger.

    You know it makes sense.

    1. TangoDelta72

      Re: If you still use Github then...

      Vote Doctor Doom!

      (yes, that is an incredibly obscure reference. you had me at "you know it makes sense".)

  18. highway7

    I have been using Copilot for 4 months, and I can say that I am very disappointed. Even in the short time I understand that it was created solely to make money. I do not see any other practical application, except of course to monitor and censor content or entertainment for children. I do not recommend using it for serious and critical applications, if you do not want it to ruin your business. I know that some companies use it to control and monitor their employees, and I can imagine how people leave these companies en masse because of this. In my personal opinion, at least for the moment, this is a scam.

  19. harrys Bronze badge

    Greed is good

    The real greedy bustards are the people's who profited handsomely from the ms acquisition

  20. The Central Scrutinizer Silver badge

    The only option is to stop using any Microsoft product.

    Yes yes I know, millions of people can't, for various reasons.

    Poor bastards.

  21. cdegroot

    > GitHub and, more sporadically, Visual Studio Code I have had to keep using because they're monopolies in a way even Windows isn't

    It's a sad day when developers can't manage to properly choose their tools anymore. Yes, I'm an old fart. Maybe I lost out insisting to use the same ol' IDE since version 18.54. There's alternatives out there, and certainly VSC is avoidable (GitHub not, but that does not mean you need to actively contribute to the problem. I migrated to Source Hut when this nonsense got too bad, which is excellent).

  22. Grunchy Silver badge

    737Max

    This is like the time Boeing outfitted its 737Max with artificial intelligence that was programmed to detect a potential stall condition, and furnished it with a hydraulic ram strong enough to overpower both the pilot + the copilot + everyone else they invited up to the cockpit to help challenge the authority of the A.I.

    “No humans, beware, the airplane is at risk of stalling.”

    “YOU ARE CRASHING US INTO THE WOODS!!!” pleaded all the humans.

    “Look, this is for your own good, you really cannot overrule my judgment. I am merely following the instructions of Boeing, I strongly insist you obey too.”

    “AAAHHHH!!!!!!! ——“

    {B O O M}

    etc.

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